Ég var að taka eftir þessari síðu www.encyclopediadramatica.com fyrst áðan og mér bara fannst ég VERÐA að deila henni með ykkur. Skal copy-pastea nokkrum greinum þaðan hingað, en þetta er virkilega fyndið. BTW, þetta er ekki til að móðga fólk heldur er þetta bara snilld
Gingers are the closest living relatives to vampires today. In fact, in the past, people often killed Gingers because their skin colour did not allow them to go outside whilst the sun was up. This is a very similar disability to the trait vampires possess - which is why you can see how many people got confused. Of course, Gingers aren't really vampires, they are just retards.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ginger (tékkiði svo myndirnar, Gingers aren't only retarded, they're born with AIDS)
p.s. ég er rauðhærður
Iceland is a magical island where Aryans originally came from, at least 100 years ago. 30% of Iceland is covered by it's largest city and capital, LazyTown, which is inhabited by grotesquely mutated plastic midgets, homosexuals, pink-haired albinos and furnazis . Due to the inbreeded nature of the so called people there, the language has remained essentially the same since Viking times, and is basically free of non-Nordic influence, which is cool if you're a Nazi. Further evidence of the superiority of the inhabitants can be seen in the fact that they do not have last names like normal people.
Icelanders are 90% Lutheran, which means that they believe that faith alone will get them into heaven. This single-minded faggotry leads them to ignore confusing ethical questions such as “does little Jimmy actually want my cock?” Other side effects of Lutheranism include dressing like the man at right and worshipping goatse.
A typical Icelandic building. Note the similarity to a front-mounted bitch-splitter.
A typical Icelandic building. Note the similarity to a front-mounted bitch-splitter.
‎ Icelanders tend also towards worship of their famous explorer Leif Erikson, because they can only spend so much time drooling over pictures of the hideous ugly bitch Bjork and pretending to understand Sigur ros, a disgusting aids infested emo band.
Iceland is also known for having a chronic shortage of war, poverty, violence, death, or anything else remotely interesting; they do have many volcanoes but are scared to visit them because they got pwned by one in 1875. The “success” of Iceland is held by some to be evidence of the superiority of the Master Race, while others argue that Iceland is a myth, like fairies and elves and Eskimos.
Ætla svo að koma með tvær greinar í viðbót:
Niggers in Africa had a lot of wars in its history before getting pwned by the Europeans. Many of these wars involved niggers and their close cousins the gorilla and chimp. The niggers were able to defeat the chimps and gorillas, thereby forcing the monkeys back into the jungle so that the niggers can feast upon the rotting flesh of zebras.
Emo performances were extremely dramatic, typically including lead singers whining sappy lyrics about how their parents never hugged them or how their “girlfriend” (their tranny best friend) dumped them or blah blah blah, then falling to their knees and screaming or crying. Because traditional hardcore emos are a lot more whiny, they get beat up a lot more.
Many emo kids regularly try to come off a lot harder than they really are, and they might even challenge you to a fight if you're lucky. If you ever confront one like the aforementioned, you should definitely accept, since you will definitely win.
Although emo kids have natural predators like pedophiles and Battle cats, their population was growing exponentially. Thankfully after the invention of the internets, there were e-mails sent around declaring that day ‘emo hunting day’, where 9 year old boys were told to beat up emo kids and possibly even kill them. Usually they would pick dates that have some significance like 6/6/06. Emo kid hunting is the only thing that unites jocks, stoners, wiggers, metalheads, cops, nerds, punks, geeks and goths. Emo kids try to take the fun out of kicking the crap out of them by repeating some gay song they heard on MTV TRL about buttsecks. Thankfully, this only results in negligible lulz loss. Emo hunting is legal in 48 states (and Puerto Rico as well as American Samoa, but not the U.S. Virgin Islands) and anywhere gay marriage isn't allowed. In the rest of the world, the beating and/or fatal pwnage of an emo is rapidly becoming compulsory
Njótið =D