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Bookie
The 4th grade class teacher says, “today class your going to stand up, tell us what your dad does for a living, spell it, and then tell us what he would say to the class if he was here today. The first boy stands up and says, ”my dad is a cook C-O-O-K. If he were here he would show us how to make macaroni an cheese.

The second boy stands up and says, “my dads a fireman. F-I-R-E-M-A-N. if he were here he would tell us how to drop, drop and roll.

The little black boy stands up and says, ”my dads an electrition E-C-T. The teacher interups Tyrone and tells him he messed up the spelling and to set down and think of how to spell it and they would return to him.

Johnny stands up and says, "My dads a bookie, B-O-O-K-I-E, if he were here he would be giving us 7-1 odds that nigger aint gonna be able to spell electrition.