Ona day ima goto new york. i go to a restaurant to eat breakfast. i tell the waitress i want to pisses toast but she bringa me only ona pis so i tells her i want to piss. she says go to the toilet i say: no i want to piss on my plate. she says:you better not piss on the plate you sonamabitch. then i go to my room but there is no sheet on the bed. i tell the mananger that i want a sheet. he says: go to the toilet. i say: no i want a sheet on the bed. you better not sheet on the bed you sonamabitch. then i go downstairs to eat dinner. the waitress brings me a knife an a spoon but no fock. i tells her i want a fock. she says: everybody wanna fock. no no i wanna fock on the table. she says: you better not fock on the table you sonamabitch. then i go to the lobby and the bellboy says: peace to you. I say: piss ona you you sonamabitch ima go back to italy!!!<br><br>–
[.C4s.]kenny
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