Hérna er einn sem ég heyrði í vinnunni fyrir stuttu.

Three men are on an airplane, one american, one british and the last chinese, they crash on a deserted island and the american says “I'll go build shelter, the brit will go hunt for food, and the chinaman will go look fo supplys” they all go out and do what they've set out to.
After 2 days both the american and brit have done their jobs, but theres no sign of the chinaman, they wait 1,2,3,4 more days and theres no sign of the chinaman.
So on the fifth day they start searching for him, then suddenly when their walking past a bush the chinaman jumps out and screams “Suuupplies!!!”