young woman was doing her daily rounds at a nursing home when she entered one of the rooms. There on the bed sat John looking straight forward with his arms out in front of him as if he were holding a steering wheel. “what are you doing, John?” asked the woman.

Driving to Chicago, yep, driving to Chicago. John replied.

So the woman just finished cleaning up and on the way out of the room said See you when you get back form Chicago, John.

Yep, driving to Chicago John muttered.

So the woman enters the next room and there sits George on his bed with a full hard-on masterbating violently.

Oh my God, George! What in the world are you doing? asked the woman.

George looks up at her and says, I'm fucking Johns wife while he's in Chicago.