A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick, so
she proceeded to find herself a rich 75-year-old man, planning
to screw him to death on their wedding night.

The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite
of the half-century age difference. The first night of her
honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of
the bathroom to come to bed.

When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a condom to
cover a twelve-inch erection, and was carrying a pair of
earplugs and a pair of nose plugs. Fearing her plan had gone
desperately amiss, she asked, “What are those for?”

The elderly groom replied, “There are two things I can't stand:
the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber!”<br><br>******************************
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