Yo Mama is so UGLY when she jumped in the bath, the water jumped out.


Yo Mama sooo skinny, she can dodge rain drops.


yo mama is so fat she went to KFC and asked for the bucket on the roof.

Yo mama's so fat when she went on a diet Bluebell went outta business.

Yo mama so fat that she needs a solar panel to see her reflection!!!

Yo mama is so stupid she wants to be a blonde.


Yo mama so stupid she puts cheese by her computer to feed the mouse.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks in the bank the alarm goes off!!!!!!

Yo mama so stupid…. she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company!!!!!

Your mama so stupid that when the judge in the courtroom
said “Order”, she said “Fries and a coke please”


Yo Mama so fat when she jumps into the pool, the other swimmers can go surfing

Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

yo mama so fat they had to baptize her at seaworld

yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a parked car

yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry.


Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than a bakery.

Yo Mama so ugly when she went to the beauty parlor it took 3 hours for an estimate.