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Out of the mouths of babes comes the Dead Cat Test, a true story:
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked if it
was
dead or alive.
“Dead,” she was informed.
“How do you know?”, she asked.
“Because I pissed in his ear and it didn't move,” said the child
innocently.
“You did WHAT?!?”, the teacher squealed in surprise.
“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘pssst’ and he
didn't
move.”