3 guys wanted to be police officers. The first one went in and the chief said: “You have to kill your mother”.
He says: “I cant do that”.
So the next guy comes in and the chief says: “You have to kill your dad”.
He says: “I cant do that”.
So the next guy comes in and the chief says: “You have to kill this lady waiting in the waiting room”. The guy says: “Well alright”. So he goes in there and the chief hears all this noise and screams and he says: “What the hell are you doing”?
The guy says: “Well you didnt put any bullets in this gun so I had to chase her around with a chair and beat her to death!”