Kid. - “Mummy mummy can I lick the bowl?”
Mummy. - “Shut the fuck up and flush!!”
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Kid. - “Mummy mummy why do I keep running around in circles?”
Mummy. - “Shut it or i'll nail you're other foot to the floor!!”
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Mummy, mummy, I'm 18 now, can I wear a bra?
No you can't, Anthony.