hérna eru nokkrir yo mama is so “X” brandarar.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let's go bury it.”

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!