Nenn ekki að þýða hann en flestir kunna nú ensku.
A man walks into a bar and see's a beutiful woman sitting there drinking beer. The mans sits next too herand watches his clock again and again and again. When the man looks at his watch one more time the woman gets really curios so she asks “Why are you always looking at your clock?” The man replies “This watch is no ordinary watch, it can tell me alot of things.” “Like what?” The woman says. “Like your not wearing any underpants.” "Well it just happens too be i am wearin underpants.“ The man looks at his watch angrily and says ”Damn watch is an hour late!!"
Ekki c/p :P