A woman goes to the local butcher to buy some meat for dinner. The butcher tells her that he is out of everything except, “dam ham.”

The woman buys the ham and goes home to cook it for her family. Her husband comes home from work and asks what she's cooking. “It's dam ham,” she tells him.

The woman, her husband and their son are at the table eating later that evening when the husband says, “Pass me the dam ham.”

The child then says, “While you're at it, pass me the f**kin' potatoes.”