Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago…
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say “Taxi!”
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean…..
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet
Yo mama so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says…'to be continued'…
Yo mama so fat she once went on a seafood diet…whenever she saw food she ate it!
Yo mama so fat folk exercise by jogging around her!
Yo mama so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
Yo mama so fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
Yo mama so fat NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
Yo mama so fat she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm…
Yo mama so fat small objects orbit her.
Yo mama so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
Yo mama so fat when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
Yo mama so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
Yo mama so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her…behind Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
Yo mama so fat she could be the eighth continent.
Yo mama so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business
Yo mama so fat the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
Yo mama so fat her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
Yo mama so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
Yo mama so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
Yo mama so fat her fave food is seconds.
Yo mama so fat her belt size is Equator.
Yo mama so fat she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
Yo mama so fat she wears an ‘X’ jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo mama so fat she needs a map to find her butt.
Yo mama so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon….and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she wears an asteroid belt.
Yo mama so fat her Passport photo says ‘Picture is continued overleaf’
Yo mama so fat she has TB … 2 bellys.
Yo mama so fat she's once, twice, three times a lady.
Yo mama so fat she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
Yo mama so fat the circus use her as a trampoline
Yo mama so fat stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
Yo mama so fat when she opens the Fridge it says - ‘I give up…’
Yo mama so fat she got a new gig at the Cinema…she works as the screen
Yo mama so fat she once told me ‘I could eat a horse’…believe me, she wasn't kidding!
Yo mama so fat she deep fries her toothpaste.
Yo mama so fat and old that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.
Yo mama so fat that she has TB… two bellies.
Yo mama so fat a picture of her fell off the wall!
Yo mama so fat after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.
Yo mama so fat all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.
Yo mama so fat all the chairs in her house have seat belts.
Yo mama so fat all the restaurants in town have signs that says: “Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama”
Yo mama so fat and her back is so crooked, when she lays down…people say “I didn't know we had mountains.”
Yo mama so fat and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
Yo mama so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama so fat but I fucked her anyway.
Yo mama so fat Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Yo mama so fat even God couldn't raise her spirits.
Yo mama so fat even her shadow has stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat even Richard Simmons laughs at her.
Yo mama so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama so fat God created her, and on the seventh day he rested.
Yo mama so fat her ass has it's own congressman.
Yo mama so fat her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama so fat her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo mama so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Yo mama so fat her belt size is the equator.
Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama so fat her blood type is rocky-road.
Yo mama so fat her car is made of spandex.
Yo mama so fat her car is made out of spandex.
Yo mama so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial.
Yo mama so fat her driver's license says “Picture continued on other side.”
Yo mama so fat her favorite blouse is a tent.
Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Damn.”
Yo mama so fat her picture takes two frames.
Yo mama so fat her skates went flat.
Yo mama so fat her tailor takes her measurements in light years.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture is an aerial.
Yo mama so fat I gain weight just by watching her eat.
Yo mama so fat I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
Yo mama so fat I had to roll over twice to get off of her.
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama so fat I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
Yo mama so fat I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.
Yo mama so fat I shot the bitch and Crisco came out.
Yo mama so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo mama so fat if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!
Yo mama so fat if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo mama so fat if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet.
Yo mama so fat instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
Yo mama so fat instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
Yo mama so fat I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass.
Yo mama so fat Jenny Craig did a credit check.
Yo mama so fat last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.
Yo mama so fat NASA orbits satellites around her.
Yo mama so fat no one can talk behind her back.
Yo mama so fat on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747.
Yo mama so fat one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.
Yo mama so fat one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet… She be like “What y'all eating? I'll try it!”
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.
Yo mama so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.
Yo mama so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
Yo mama so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama so fat she can't just work one corner, she has to work all four.
Yo mama so fat she can't lose weight, only find it.
Yo mama so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
Yo mama so fat she can't tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat she can't wear Daisy Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.
Yo mama so fat she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.
Yo mama so fat she could sell shade.
Yo mama so fat she DJ's for the ice cream truck.
Yo mama so fat she don't eat Wheat Thins, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat she don't know whether she's walking or rolling.
Yo mama so fat she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.
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o mama so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs.
Yo mama so fat she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.
Yo mama so fat she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she fell off a boat and the captain yelled “Land Ho!”
Yo mama so fat she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.
Yo mama so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Yo mama so fat she gets her toenails painted at Earl Schieb's.
Yo mama so fat she gets runs in her jeans.
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says “Okay.”
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a truck and asked “Who threw that rock?”
Yo mama so fat she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan.
Yo mama so fat she has 48 midnight snacks.
Yo mama so fat she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole.
Yo mama so fat she has her own area code.
Yo mama so fat she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas' English Muffin.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat she has to get out of the car to change gears.
Yo mama so fat she has to get out of the car to change the radio station.
Yo mama so fat she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.
Yo mama so fat she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama so fat she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mama so fat she has to use sleeping bags for tube socks.
Yo mama so fat she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.
Yo mama so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean and the ocean jumped back and said “I'll wait my turn.”
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing “We are family!”
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub.
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen.
Yo mama so fat she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.
Yo mama so fat she made Richard Simmons cry.
Yo mama so fat she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo mama so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
Yo mama so fat she makes Free Willy look like a Tic-Tac.
Yo mama so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
Yo mama so fat she masturbates reading cookbooks.
Yo mama so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
Yo mama so fat she needs a road map to find her ass.
Yo mama so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.
Yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Yo mama so fat she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rowing machine and it sank.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.
Yo mama so fat she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.
Yo mama so fat she sat on the corner and the police came & said “Break it up!”
Yo mama so fat she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
Yo mama so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo mama so fat she smells like bacon at 90 degrees.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it said “Please step out of the car.”
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her “Sorry, we don't do livestock.”
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to “Get the fuck off.”
Yo mama so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H d.
Yo mama so fat she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.
Yo mama so fat she uses a kiddie slide for a shoe horn.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.
Yo mama so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo mama so fat she uses blanket as a washcloth.
Yo mama so fat she uses diet soap.
Yo mama so fat she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.
Yo mama so fat she uses the carpet as a blanket.
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections.
Yo mama so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.
Yo mama so fat she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade… wearing ropes.
Yo mama so fat she wears a hula-hoop for a belly-button ring.
Yo mama so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper.
Yo mama so fat she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.
Yo mama so fat she wears an asteroid belt.
Yo mama so fat she went on a light diet… As soon as it's light she starts eating.
Yo mama so fat she went on a seafood diet… Whenever she saw food she ate it.
Yo mama so fat she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy.
Yo mama so fat she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.
Yo mama so fat she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat she's 36-24-36… but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo mama so fat she's 36-24-36… but that's in feet.
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.
Yo mama so fat she's got her own zip code.
Yo mama so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama so fat she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.
Yo mama so fat she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama so fat she's not kidding when she says “I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!”
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat she's taller lying down.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
Yo mama so fat the body snatchers called home for backup.
Yo mama so fat the earth orbits around her instead of the sun.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear a “Caution! Wide Turn” sign.
Yo mama so fat the horse on her Jordache jeans is real.
Yo mama so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.
Yo mama so fat the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.
Yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Yo mama so fat the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
Yo mama so fat the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo mama so fat they call her “Big Fat Ho.”
Yo mama so fat they changed my Physics book to say “What goes up must come down, except Yo mama.”
Yo mama so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World.
Yo mama so fat they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo mama so fat they had to install speed bumps at the all-u-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama so fat they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
Yo mama so fat they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mama so fat we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.
Yo mama so fat we're inside her right now.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama so fat when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb.
Yo mama so fat when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo mama so fat when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.
Yo mama so fat when I said I wanted “Pigs in a blanket” she got back in bed.
Yo mama so fat when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat when I tried to fuck her I didn't know if I was hitting the hole or a roll.
Yo mama so fat when I was done I rolled over, over again, and I was still on top of the bitch.
Yo mama so fat when I yell “Kool-Aid,” she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo mama so fat when it says all-u-can-eat it still ain't enough.
Yo mama so fat when my dog went to fuck her he had to peel too many fat rolls and said “Fuck It.”
Yo mama so fat when she auditioned for a part in “Indiana Jones,” she got the part as the big rolling ball.
Yo mama so fat when she backs up she beeps.
Yo mama so fat when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
Yo mama so fat when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said “Sorry, we don't do curtains.”
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama so fat when she comes down the stairs she measures on the Richter scale.
Yo mama so fat when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo mama so fat when she dances, she makes the band skip.
Yo mama so fat when she fart the whole planet came out.
Yo mama so fat when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat when she fills up the tub, she fills up the tub.
Yo mama so fat when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says “To be continued.”
Yo mama so fat when she gets out of the car, she leaves stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders “Thank You, Come Again.”
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the beach, little kids yell “Free Willy, Free Willy.”
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks “Where can I try that on?”
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.
Yo mama so fat when she got on the bus she turned it into a low rider.
Yo mama so fat when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.
Yo mama so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo mama so fat when she leaves the beach everybody shouts “The coast is clear.”
Yo mama so fat when she opens the refrigerator, it says “I give up!”
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a “My Size Meal” at McDonald's they gave her a dinosaur.
Yo mama so fat when she ordered a “My Size Meal” at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
Yo mama so fat when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower.
Yo mama so fat when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo mama so fat when she plays football she plays the interior line.
Yo mama so fat when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached her waist they spelled “BouleVarD.”
Yo mama so fat when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo mama so fat when she runs she makes the CD player skip… at the radio station.
Yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
Yo mama so fat when she saw a yellow bus going down the road she yelled “Hey! Stop that Twinkie.”
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Yo mama so fat when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs, cover her feet like a blanket.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it says “One at a time, please.”
Yo mama so fat when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.
Yo mama so fat when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
Yo mama so fat when she tiptoes, everyone yells “Stampede!”
Yo mama so fat when she travels, she's gotta make two trips.
Yo mama so fat when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama so fat when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, people walked by and said “Look at the elephant!”
Yo mama so fat when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.
Yo mama so fat when she walks down the street everyone yells “Earthquake!”
Yo mama so fat when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other “If you let me by, I'll let you pass.”
Yo mama so fat when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show.
Yo mama so fat when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.
Yo mama so fat when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Yo mama so fat when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a purple sweater people call her “Barney.”
Yo mama so fat Yo mama so fat when she wears a red dress people yell “Hey Kool-Aid Man.”
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think its the school bus.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call her “Taxi!”
Yo mama so fat when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show.
Yo mama so fat when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.
Yo mama so fat when she went to a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit.
Yo mama so fat when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the Rose Parade they thought she was a float.
Yo mama so fat when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
Yo mama so fat when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
Yo mama so fat when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof.
Yo mama so fat when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mama so fat when yo father fell in love with her he got lost.
Yo mama so fat when your father mounts her, his ears pop.
Yo mama so fat Yo father didn't know whether to fuck her or take the burro ride down.
Yo mama so fat you can pinch an inch on her forehead.
Yo mama so fat you can smack it up, flip it, and rub it down all at the same time.
Yo mama so fat you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.
Yo mama so fat you could go swimming in her bra.
Yo mama so fat your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot.
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let's go bury it.”
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower!
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.
Yo mama so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
Yo mama so ugly when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, “Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already…”
Yo mama so ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her ‘NO Professionals’
Yo mama so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
Yo mama so ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted ‘What a treasure!“ and her Poppa said ”Yes, now let’s go and bury her…“
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into the dough mixture when making Monster cookies.
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours….and that was just for the quote!
Yo mama so ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye…
Yo mama so ugly she put Marilyn Manson out of business.
Yo mama so ugly she was a guard at Snake Mountain
Yo mama so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock…
Yo mama so ugly even Harry Knowles refused to date her.
Yo mama so ugly they embalmed her face on a box of super-strength laxatives and sold it empty!
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly you papa throws the ugly stick and she goes fetches it every time.
Yo mama so ugly she scared the stitching outta Frankenstein.
Yo mama so ugly we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.
Yo mama so ugly I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo.
Yo mama so ugly her shadow gave up.
Yo mama so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her…
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be Pissed drunk just to breast feed her.
Yo mama so ugly when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
Yo mama so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats.
Yo mama so ugly instead of round the ankles, they put the Bungee Jumping cord round her neck.
Yo mama so ugly they gave her a middle name…'accident'.
Yo mama so ugly she fell out of the Ugly Tree, hitting every branch on the way down.
Yo mama so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
Yo mama so ugly even Slicky Willy Clinton refused to sleep with her…
Yo mama so ugly when she was born the Doc smacked her face.
Yo mama so ugly You Momma so Ugly that she's got her very own Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags named after her…
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Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was ”illegitiment“ because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you ”What is the number for 911“
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put ”O.K.“
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under ”Education“ on her job apllication, she put ”Hooked on Phonics.“
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she watches ”The Three Stooges“ and takes notes.
Yo mama so stupid I told her drinks were on the house…so she went and got a ladder…
Yo mama so stupid she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo mama so stupid she noticed a sign reading ‘Wet Floor’…so she just did!
Yo mama so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama so stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, ”Wow, it comes with cable too!“
Yo mama so stupid she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
Yo mama so stupid she sold her Car for Petrol cash!
Yo mama so stupid she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund…
Yo mama so stupid she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.
Yo mama so stupid she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.
Yo mama so stupid she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.
Yo mama so stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
Yo mama so stupid she invented a silent car alarm.
Yo mama so stupid that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean
Yo mama so stupid she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies…
Yo mama so stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
Yo mama so stupid she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
Yo mama so stupid she lost her shadow.
Yo mama so stupid she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.
Yo mama so stupid she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job
Yo mama so stupid she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.
Yo mama so stupid she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me…'Which colour?'
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Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
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Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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Yo mama so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said ”Moving.“
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!“
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, ”What ya doin'?“ She said, ”Buying luggage.“
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so poor that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor they put her photo on food stamps.
Yo mama so poor when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo mama so poor she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo mama so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
Yo mama so poor when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.
Yo mama so poor the building society repossed her cardboard box.
Yo mama so poor she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Yo mama so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers
Yo mama so poor she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing….'Moving' she replied.
Yo mama so poor I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.
Yo mama so poor when I rang her doorbell, SHE said ‘Ding-Dong’
Yo mama so poor I asked her where the ‘facilities were’ and she replied - ”Pick a corner…ANY corner…“
Yo mama so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - ”Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!“
Yo mama so poor I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said ”Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right…“
Yo mama so poor only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted…
Yo mama so poor when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - ”Lost a shoe?“, and she said - ”Nope…just found one…“
Yo mama so poor she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo mama so poor closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley….with a box on it…
Yo mama so poor she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo mama so poor I went into her ‘living room’, stepped on a Fag butt and she shouted - ”Oi, who turned off the heater!“
Yo mama so poor I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - ”Who knocked???“
Yo mama so poor I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.
Yo mama so poor she does drive by shootings on the school bus.
Yo mama so poor when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she groule - ”Don't use the good china“
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Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
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Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
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Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
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Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
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Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo mama so old Jurassic Park brought back the memories…
Yo mama so old when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.
Yo mama so old she still owes Moses a dollar.
Yo mama so old when she was at school…there was No history class!
Yo mama so old she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea
Yo mama so old she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.
Yo mama so old when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock
Yo mama so old she even made Yoda jealous.
Yo mama so old she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo mama so old the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake
Yo mama so old when she gave birth, You came out with Dentures.
Yo mama so old she sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade
Yo mama so old her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.
Yo mama so old her birthday expired.
Yo mama so old when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!
Yo mama so old she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments
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Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
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Yo mama's head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
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Yo mama's head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
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Yo mama's house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
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Yo mama's glasses so thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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Yo mama's house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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Yo mama's nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!
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Yo mama's hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
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Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
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Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama aint so bad…she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama twice the man you are.
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, ”You ain't gonna puch me ‘round no more.“
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said ”Moving.“
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
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Yo mama's like a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw.
Yo mama's like a bus - only 50 pence a ride
Yo mama's like a 747 - a 3 man cock pit!
Yo mama's like a shotgun - first she cocks…then she blows.
Yo mama's like a Hoover - she sucks, blows, and finally gets laid back in the closet…
Yo mama's like a BT phonebox - on every damn corner and costs only 20p a go
Yo mama's like an arcade machine - dirty, smelly, costs 20 pence and lasts 30 seconds
Yo mama's like a door knob - cos everybody gets a turn!
Yo mama's like the sun - if you stare at her too long you're gonna go blind.
Yo mama's like a Christmas tree - everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo mama's like Pizza Hut - not there in 30 minutes…it's free.
Yo mama's like a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more…
Yo mama's like a stamp - you lick her, then stick her, and finally then send her away.
Yo mama's like McDonalds … Billions and Billions served…
Yo mama's like a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country.
Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody loves to poke her
Yo mama's like a Scooter - everybody ridin her but nobody admitting it
Yo mama's like peanut butter – oh so smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
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Yo mama so smelly
Yo mama so smelly the government make her wear a Biohazard warning
Yo mama so smelly she made Right Guard call for backup.
Yo mama so smelly even the dogs won't smell her.
Yo mama so smelly an old blind geezer walking by asked her ‘yo, how much for the shrimp platter?”
Yo mama so smelly that when she spread her legs, I got seasick…
Yo mama so smelly she wiz playin in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her.
Yo mama so smelly her poo is glad to escape.
tYo mama so smelly hat standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet!
Yo mama so smelly that the only dis I’m gonna give her is Disinfectent…
Yo mama so smelly that when you was being born, the doctor's and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks…
Yo mama so smelly even sewer rats get outta her way…
Yo mama so smelly that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer…
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