TveirLjóskuBrandarar
SP: Hvernig læturu Ljósku hlæja á laugardegi?
SV: Segir henni brandara á miðvikudegi.(eehehehe)
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SP: Hvernig reynir Ljóska að drepa fisk?
SV: Hún reynir að drekkja honum.
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Fyrirsagnir frétta framtíðarinnar//Headlines


1# Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.

2# White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language.

3# Baby conceived naturally….Scientists stumped.

4# Authentic year 2000 “chad” sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.

5# Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

6# Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

7# George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

8# Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.

9# Results of 35 year study: diet and exercise are the key to weight loss.

10# Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

11# Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

12# Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.

13# Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

14# Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.

15# New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

16# Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

17# Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with Congressman.

18# IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.