PICK UP LINES THAT MAY GET YOU KILLED
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
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I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

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Guy: “Would you like to dance?” Girl: “I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you.” Guy: “I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants”

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BEST ONE!!!!!!!!!!:–>> Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

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You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

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I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room.

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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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(Look down at the crotch) It's not just going to suck itself.

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I know milk does a body good, but, DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

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Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What you don't like pizza?

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