A doctor had just finished a marathon shagging session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn’t really ethical to screw his patients. However, a little voice in his head said, “lots of other doctors have sex with their patients so its not like you’re the first…”
… This made the doctor feel a bit better until another voice in his head said, “of course, they probably weren’t vets….”