Carlos calls his boss in the morning: “Ey, boss I can't come to work today. I got a headache, a stomachache, and my legs hurt, too. I'm a friggin' mess!” The boss says: “You know Carlos, I really need you here today. When I feel like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that.” 2 hours later Carlos calls: “Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. And by the way, you got a real nice house!”