* Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

* You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

* You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

* You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

* You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

* Your mother comes outta the bathroom and says, “Y'all come look at this before I flush it!”

* You mow your lawn and find a car.

* If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes (if you have them) a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.

* You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

* You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

* You participate in the “who can spit tobacco the farthest contest”.
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I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF
-psycho 2001</b>

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