A redneck couple was in bed on their wedding night and were about to consummate their marriage. The wife stops the husband, saying, “Be gentle. I'm still a virgin.”

The man is astounded. He has never been with a virgin before. He decides to call his father for advice.

“Dad,” says the newly-married young man. “My new wife is a virgin! What do I do?”

“Better come on home, son,” replies his father. “If she ain't good enough for her own family, she sure ain't good enough for ours.”


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