* You ever listed fuzzy dice on an insurance claim.

* Your trolling motor used to be a fan in a barber shop.

* You list tick removal as a skill on your resume.

* You use an ironing board as a knick-knack shelf.

* You think the Battle of the Bulge is an argument between your wife and your mother.

* You've ever driven around looking for your porch roof after a bad storm.

* Your nicest towels say, “Property of Motel 6”.

* You get your daily requirement of fiber from toothpicks.

* The photo on your driver's license includes your dog.
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-psycho 2001</b>

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