* You've been too drunk to fish.

* You've had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

* You ever used a weedeater indoors.

* You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).

* You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'

* You have to go outside to get something out of the ‘fridge.

* Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

* Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.

* You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.

* Jack Daniel’s makes your list of “most admired people”.

* You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

* Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
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I do what I do, I am who I am, if you don´t like it……PISS OFF
-psycho 2001</b>

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