A blonde finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust, and she's so desperate she decides to pray for help. She goes into the temple and prays, “O Lord, please help me: I've lost my business, and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto, Lord.” Well, lotto night rolls around, but somebody else wins the prize for that night.
The blonde goes back to the temple and prays, “O God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house, and now I'm going to lose my car as well.” That night's lotto winner is announced, and still the blonde has no luck.

Back to the temple she goes: “Heavenly Father, O why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. Soon my family will be starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order, all for your greater glory, O Lord?”

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light. The sky parts open, and the blonde is confronted by the Almighty Voice of the Lord: “YOU HAVE TO BUY THE TICKET FIRST!”

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