ég tek það fram að ef þú telur að það sé of langt gengið að gera trúar brandara, ekki lesa brandarana fyrir neðan!


topp átta jesús brandararnir


8.
Jesus Christ walks into an inn. He hands the innkeeper 3 nails and asks, “Can you put me up for the night?”

7.
Why didn't Jesus get into college? He got hung up on his boards.

6.
Why is Jesus lucky? He got nailed three times in one night

5.
What's the difference between a porn star and Jesus? Jesus only came twice

4.
Why did Jesus cross the road? Because he was nailed to the chicken!

3.
Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? They keep falling through his hands

2.
Why could Jesus walk on Water? Shit floats.

1.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture.


ég tek það fram að ég hef ekkert á mót jesús en mér fanst þetta bara fyndið!