*“Sure you'll get your figure back – we'll just search 1985 where you left it.”
*“How come you're so much fatter than the other chicks in Lamaze?”

*“What's the big deal? If you can handle *me* going in, surely you can handle a baby coming out.”

*“Hey, when you're finished puking in there, get me a beer, willya?”

*“Yo, Fatass! You're blocking the TV!”

*“I finished the Oreos.”

*“Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds.”

*“Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby!!”

*“I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!”

*“Well, couldn't they induce labor ? The 25th is the Super Bowl.”

*“Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella.”

*“Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt.”

*“Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!”

*“I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?”

*“Are your ankles supposed to look like that?”

*“Get your *own* ice cream.”

*“Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today.”

*“Got milk?”

*“Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney.”

*“Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!”

*“Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam…”

*“You don't have the guts to pull the trigger…”

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-psycho 2001</b>

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