10. “Sheesh! What's he been eating this year? ROCKS?”

9. “He shouts all our names all the time, sure, but do you really think he knows which one is which?”

8. “I never knew Donner had a tattoo THERE.”

7. “Sure…HIS seat is a flotation device. What about us?”

6. “Tried those new lite oats? You really should.”

5. “Man, I hope we pause on a rooftop soon. I'm beat.”

4. “HEY! Watch the antlers there, buddy!”

3. “Did you hear you-know-who got a nose job?”

2. “You know, after a few hundred miles, these jingling bells really get annoying!”

And Finally…

1. “So, you want to go someplace afterward for some reindeer games?”