Ég geri allavega ráð fyrir að það hafi verið þú..
SongÉg sé í alvörunni ekki hvað gerðist sem réttlætir þetta.
Ég veit ekki hvað ég á að gera við þennan kork..
En svona til að létta mannskapinn skelli ég hérna inn einum stuttum! (Þó hann sökki)
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A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, “Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to know what is going on!”
So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, “That's disgusting!”
Then the waitress says, “You think that's disgusting? You should see him make donuts.”