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1.Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills peoples
2.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
3.Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
4.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
5.When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
6.Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
7.Chuck Norris has never looked a baby in the eyes cause it might him cry but if he does it also makes him want to punch a baby.
8.Chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Norris.
9.Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.
10.Chuck Norris eats a bowl of diamonds every morning.