A huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. “Can you tackle?” asked the coach.

“Watch this,” said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, and knocked it completely over.

“Wow,” said the coach. “I'm impressed. Can you run?”

“Of course I can run,” said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and in just over nine seconds, ran a hundred yard dash.

“Great!” enthused the coach. “But can you pass a football?”

The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. “Well, sir,” he said, “if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it.”
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