Did you hear Dale Earnhardt was arrested for drugs?
They found everything but speed on him.

Did you see where that lady that won the 20 million dollar lawsuit for the Mcdonalds coffee being too hot, is suing Walmart?
Apparently she bought an Ernie Irvin Shirt and hit the wall 10 times before she left the store.

Do you know the toughest golf foursome to play behind?
Monica Lewinski, OJ Simpson, Ted Kennedy, and Bill Clinton. Why? Monica is a hooker, OJ is a slicer, Kennedy can't drive over water and Clinton doesn't know which hole to play.

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.

What do fishermen and hypochondriacs have in common?
They don't really have to catch anything to be happy.

Why don't girls like to date basketball players?
You never know if they're going to dribble or shoot.

What do you call 42 rednecks chasing a queer?
NASCAR

What's the difference between a Metallica concert and a Tyson - Holyfield match?
After the Metallica concert, there's a ring in the ears…after the bout, there are ears in the ring.

How many files did Evander Holyfield download from the Mike Tyson website?
A couple of megabytes.

If Tyson gets banned for life, he could always become a barber. Think about it: You could walk into his shop and say, “Hey, Mike! Could you take a little off the ears?”

Have you heard that Holyfield-Tyson III is going to be held in Tennessee?
Don King's calling it the Chattanooga Chew Chew.

What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A huddle.

Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
The police.

Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

I understand Chicago is trying
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