An old Indian goes to court to change his name.
Judge: I see your name is Joe Shitface. Is that correct?
Indian: Yes sir.
Judge: I certainly see why you would like to change it. So what name would you like to change to?
Indian: Fred Shitface
Judge: Fred Shitface?
Indian: Yeah. Me no can take it anymore. All the time people say to me, “Hello Joe. What you know.” It drive me crazy!