There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.


HAHAHAHAHA Chuck Norris… Þetta er samt ekki fyndið nema þið vitið hver Chuck Norris er.