What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?

How do you know when you're in a gay church?
Only half the congregation kneels to pray!

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in?

What does AIDS stand for?
Anally Injected Death Sentence.

How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit!

Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, “Ok, who farted?”

How do you fit three gays on one barstool?
Turn it upside-down!

What do you call a ship full of fags?
The navy!

What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
Rolaids

What's the difference between a rectum ranger and a refrigerator?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?