One day a man lying out on the beach gets so badly sunburned that he has to go to the hospital.

“Doc, you gotta help me,” says the man. “It hurts like hell when anything touches my body.”

“OK,” says the doctor. “I’m going to give you some skin cream and a prescription for Viagra.”

“Viagra…what for?” asks the man.

“It’ll keep the sheets off your legs.”


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