One morning a man tells a coworker that her hair smells nice. The woman gets enraged, storms into her supervisor’s office, and declares she’s filing a sexual harassment suit.

“Come on,” says the supervisor. “What’s wrong with a guy telling you your hair smells nice?”

“He’s a f*cking midget!”

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Einnig vil ég taka fram að ég er að fara til Londons á föstudaginn og þetta mun taka sér hlé þá :)