One day a man tried to get an executive position with a Fortune 500 company. He aced every test, but at the final interview, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother investors. “I can fix that with some aspirin,” the man says. “All I need to do is take some and I’ll be better in a second.”

So, he reaches into his pocket and pulls condom after condom out until he finds the aspirin. He takes some and his incessant blinking stops.

Appalled by the display, the CEO says, “We, here, do not approve of womanizing!”

To which the man replies emphatically, “Oh, no, that’s not it! Have you ever tried to ask a pharmacist for aspirin while winking?”

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Vinsamlegast engin skítköst um að þessi brandari sé gamall, óþolandi að þurfa að kíkja á skilaboðin sín og sjá síðan “oh oMg nööb hann var setnur in firir 2 árum omg” … =/