Ok, nokkrir hérna um þá kínversku sem mér (og mörgum öðrum) finnst drepfyndnir. Ég myndi biðja kínverjana afsökun en þeir tala hvort eð er ekki íslensku þannig…..;)

PS. Þeir eru á ensku.

A Frenchman, an englishman and a Chinese man all apply for a job at a construction company.
The boss tells them: “Okay, the frenchman is in charge of digging, the englishman in charge of sweeping and the chinese guy is in charge of the supplies. Now I´ll come back in half an hour and see how your getting on.”

He goes and comes back in half an hour only to find the english and french men sitting around lazily and the Chinaman nowhere to be seen.

“Whats going on,” he yells at them. They tell him that the Chinese guy simply walked away and they couldnt find him. And since he was in charge of the supplies, they could not do any work.

The boss goes looking for the Chinaman but cannot find him. Eventually, when hes walking past a pile of sand, the Chinese guy jumps out in front of him , screaming “SUPPLIES!”

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A Chinese guy goes on holiday in the USA. On his first day there, he goes to a currency exchange and switches all his chinese cash for dollars.

Then a week later he returns, having not spent a single dime, and switches his cash again. However, he gets back less chinese money than he put in. He asks the cashier why this is.

She replies: “Fluctuations.” The Chinaman looks severly offended and starts to walk out. At the door, he turns and shouts:
“Well fluck you Amelicans too!”