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There were two whales, male and female, swimming in the oceon when they saw a whaleing boat. The male whale recongnized it as the boat that killed his father. He was very mad and asked the female to go under the boat with him and blow as hard as they can so it would tip over. She hesitated a little but went along, so they went under the boat and blew as hard as they could. Sure enough the boat tipped over and all the sailors fell in to the water. The male was very happy about himself, but that changed when he saw the sailors swimming to shore. He was going beserk and told the female to go with him and eat the sailors. But then the female stopped and shouted, look i went along with the blowjob but i aint gonna swallow the seamen.