Tveir snilldarbrandarar um persónur sem að allir ættu að þekkja.

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, “Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!” To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, “No, you're not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book.”

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MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, “You say here that your wife is crazy.” Mickey replied, “I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy.”