Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting
> naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American
> pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him
> questioningly. “That was my pager,” he said, “I have a microchip under
> the skin of my arm.” A few minutes later a ‘phone rang. The Japanese
> fellow lifted his Palm to his ear. When he finished he explained,
> “That was my mobile ’phone. I have a microchip in my hand.” The
> Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he
> had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna
> and went to the bathroom. When he returned he had a piece of toilet
> paper hanging from his ass. The others raised their eyebrows and
> stared at him. The Irishman glanced around behind and said …. "
> B-jesus , will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!!!