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The Uriftacraft

Cartman: You guys wanna hear a funny joke that my grandpa told me?
Cyle: No
Cartman: Ok, so this family walks in to a talent agency, it´s a mother, father, ther son and doughter and a little baby. The father sais to the talent agent, sir our family has an amazing act, we know that if you would let us performe it for you, you would want to sign us. And the talent agent sais, sorry we don´t sign family acts their’e to cutei.
But then the mother goes, plece sir if you would just give us two minuets we know you would like our act. So the talent agent sais, allright you’ve got two minuets.
The family jumps right into it, the mother pointes at the son who hits play on a boombox. Thrilling sicus music startes to play as the father spinnes the dougter around, lifts up her skirt and startes licking her asshole.
Cyle: WHAT!!!
Cartman: Then the son lies down on the floor opens his mouth and the mother tares down her pants and startes shiting all over him.
Cyle: DUDE!!!
Cartman: Hold on, hold on. Then the father grabes the baby, takes of it’s diper and startes sucking it’s cock right. Then the son, still whith his mother’s shit in his mouth goes over and licks the baby’s tiny litle bowels.
Cyle: dude
Cartman: Hold on Cyle. Now the mother lies down on the back on the floor while the doughter gets up high on a chair and starts pissing all over. Then the father and son take the baby and start stuffing head first back into the mathers vagina, while the doughters piss rains down on all of them.
Cyle: Dude, just stop.
Cartman: Hold on Cyle. They get the baby half way in so just its legs are sticking out all kicking around, then the son takes his mothers shit out of his mouth and startes rubbing it all over everyone while the father stickes his cock in to the babies asshole an fuckes it while it’s still inside the mother, until the cum’s all over the baby, the wife, the son and the doughter.
Cyle: CaCaCartman I
Cartman: CyCyle, whould you hold on plece. Then the father gets up and sais, and now for our impersonation of the victims of 9/11 and the whole family startes running around the room screeming and lauging whith their dicks and titties all flapping around, covered with shit and piss and cum going AAAA AAAAA the building’s coming down AAA AAAAAHELP, and finally the family runs back to the sit of the room and goes TAADAA. And the talend agent he just sites there for the longest time and finally he sais, jesus thats a hell og an act, what do you call it? And the father sais The Urifacraft……………………….hehehe
Cyle: I don´t get it
Carman: Nether do I.