1 That's it?
2 Wow - look at all the hair on your back!
3 Maybe you should start going to the gym more.
4 That was fine, dear…pass me my vibrato
5 Wake me when it's over, ok?
6 I think the condom's too big.
7 Zzzzzz….
8 You want me to _what_?!?
9 Well, that explains the padded pants.
10 Did you take out the garbage yet?
11 My husband's in the Marines.
12 He's due home any day now.
13 Is that a toupee?
14 So THAT's what your ex warned me about!
15 No.
16 Surgery might be able to help.
17 Not until you've showered.
18 That must be my mother on the phone.
19 Your brother's bigger
20 Your best friend's better.
21 Are you done yet?
22 Wow! Look at the size of your…..beer gut!
23 Size doesn't REALLY matter, dear.
24 You might want to see a doctor about that.
25 Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
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