Þetta er EKKI C/P. þessir brandarar hljóma bara betur á ensku.

A guy sits in a bar and drinks heavily. His friend shows up end takes a seat beside him. “Why are you so depressed?” he askes.
“I got fired today”
“Wow, that´s horrible. Where were you working.?”
“In a spermbank”
“Wow, that´s cool. But why did they fire you?”
“They cought me drinking on the job”

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On christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was a kid on a shiny new bike. The cop said to the kid:
“Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”
“Yeah”
“Well, next year tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike”
The cop than gave the kid a 20 dollar, safety violation ticket.
The kid took the ticket and said:
“Nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”
“He sure did”
“Well next year tell him the dick goes on the bottom, not the top”

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A guy walks into a bar and askes for ten pints of guinnes.
The bartender askes the man why he is drinkin so heavily.
“I´m celebrating my first blowjob”
“He he he. Congratiulations. In that case, I´ll give you the eleventh one for free”
“If ten pints of guinnes don´t get the taste out of my mouth, eleven won´t do much difference”

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