Hérna er einn sem ég veiddi upp af einhverri perrasíðunni (ekki að ég skoði þær eitthvað) :o)




A blokes walking down the beach and he finds a lamp, with it being filthy he rubs it to clean it. There's a big flash and a cloud of smoke and a fucking big Genie appears.
The Genie says to the bloke: “what the fuck do you want you twat”.
The bloke says: “hold on! You cant talk to me like that! And besides… you owe me three wishes”.
“No I fucking don't”, says the Genie, “you get one so be fucking grateful for that, you twat. ”Right“, says the bloke, ”I want to go to America but I'm scared of planes and boats, so I want you to build me a bridge from here to America so I can walk across the Ocean“.
The Genie laugh's and say to him: ”Don't be a cunt man! I cant do that.“
”Ok“, say the bloke if you cant do that, then please tell me how a woman's brain works”.
The Genie, after a long silence, says to him “Do you want one or two lanes on that Bridge?” <BR