Once upon a time, a redhead, a brunnette and a blonde went to the ladies room. An old lady was sitting by the entrance and told them that the mirrors in there were magical. If you said something true in front of the mirror, you would be greatly rewarded, but if you said something false, you would be sucked into the mirror for all eternity.

First, the redhead went up to the mirror and said “I think I'm the most beautiful one of us all!” and cash started raining all around her.
Next came the brunnette and she said “I think I'm the smartest one of us all!” and she got keys to a brand new lexus.
The blonde was next and she said “I think…” and she was sucked into the mirror for all eternity<br><br>“What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A blowjob with handles” The little book of blondes