1) A beer doesn´t get jealous when you grab another beer.
2) When you go to a bar you know you can pick up a beer.
3) A beer won´t get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
4) You don´t have to wine & dine a beer.
5) If you pour a beer right you will always get good head.
6) Hangovers go away.
7) When you´re finished with a beer the bottle´s still worth 5$.
8) You don´t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
9) A beer always goes down easy.
10) You can share a beer with your friends.
11) Beer is always wet.
12) You know you´re always the first to pop a beer.
13 A frigid beer is a good beer.
14) You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
15) You can enjoy a beer all month long.

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