The Lifeboat

One day there were two drunks on a boat drinking beer. All of a
sudden, a big storm approached. It tossed the boat from here to
there, up and down, left and right.

When it passed, the drunks were stranded in a life boat for a few
days. Just when they thought it was all over, one of the men
spotted a bottle floating next to the life boat. He retrieved it
from the ocean and, after giving it a quick rub, a genie popped
out.

“I am a genie, and I will grant you one wish,” said the genie.

The man who found the bottle replied, “I wish I had something to
drink!”

“Granted.” The genie disappeared and the ocean became all beer.

The other man said, “My God! Do you realize what you have done?”

The first man replied solemnly, “Yeah, now we have to pee in the
boat.”