A police officer, who was hoping to catch someone being drunk,
waited outside a bar. Now most bars close at midnight…… so he
parked himself right around the bar and waited for someone to
come out drunk and try to drive. Sure enough, at 11:45 PM a man
came stumbling out of the bar. It took him 5 minutes to get to
his car and another five to turn the car on. The police officer
sensed victory and let the man start driving.


He pulled the man over only 50 feet away from the Tavern.


He walked up to the man and said, “I just saw you come out of
that bar and you were pretty loaded.”


“Daknguifshregjdgfnfdjgn,” said the drunk man.


“How many beers did you have?” asked the police officer.


“Anoout fiften,” said the man.


“FIFTEEN! And you are trying to drive?!? You will get life for
this,” said the officer.


“Hop outta the car. I am gonna run some tests on you,” said the
officer.


The man hoped out of his car with perfect grace, he smiled and
stood on one foot, hopped up and down and said his ABC's fowards
and backwards. The police officer couldn't get it.


“Ok, let me smell your breath,” said the officer.


“Sure,” said the man.


He exhaled right into the officers nose and the officers smelt no
beer on his breath.


“Well I guess I am gonna have to let you go, but why did you
stumble out of the bar so drunk?”


“Oh I am the DD,” said the man.


“A designated driver?”


“No, a designated decoy,” said the man.