Memo to all students : In order to assure the highest levels
of quality work and productivity from students, it will be
our policy to keep all students well taught through our
program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.). We are
trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other
schools. If you feel that you do not receive your share of
S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will
immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list and our
lecturers are especially skilled at seeing you get all the
S.H.I.T. you can handle. Students who don't know S.H.I.T.
will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION
PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.
S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE
TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T.
before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T.
anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already. If you
are full of S.H.I.T., you may be intersted in a job teaching
others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). For students who are
attending to pursue a carrier in management and consultancy,
we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course
emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T. If you have
further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.)

Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)