The Little Old Lady

A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most
expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out
counter where she told the check out girl, “Nothing but the best
for my little kitten.”

The girl at the cash register said, “I'm sorry, but we cannot
sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old
people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that
you are buying the cat food for your cat.”

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it
back to the store, and they sold her the cat food.

The next day, the old lady went to the store and bought 12 of the
most expensive dog cookies-one for each day of Christmas. The
cashier this time demanded proof that she now had a dog, claiming
that old people sometimes eat dog food. Frustrated she went home,
came back and brought in her dog. She was then given the dog
cookies to purchase.

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The
little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the
hole. The cashier said, “No, you might have a snake in there.”
The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box
that would bite her.

The cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and
exclaimed, “What is this?!? It smells like crap!” The little old
lady grinned from ear to ear, “Now, my dear, can I please buy
three rolls of toilet paper?”

Never mess around with a little old lady: